No, I haven't had a baby yet.

When I quit my job and turned all domestic, Mike told me I wasn't allowed to be one of those blogger moms who spends all her time on her blog and not with her family. Unfortunately, I have a little less than nothing to do but wait for Katie to decide to GET BORN! Come on, kid!

The first week of school was rather uneventful. Last Monday was my last day at work, and it was super weird. I tried to wrap up my work and leave notes and stuff explaining myself to everyone, and then . . . I left. I've only been called a couple of times for help with various things, and my interaction with campus has been extremely limited. Meaning, I've only been there twice in the last week and only to the JKB, which is on the northernmost end of campus (meaning I didn't go anywhere else or even pass another building).

Things I've learned in my first week of homemaker being my official occupation:

1. When you're nine months pregnant, you can afford to not feel any guilt about sleeping in until noon every day. Seriously, though. When we started this whole business, I felt guilty about Mike getting up and going to work and school all day while I sat at home. But then I realized that as soon as Katie's born, I will NEVER SLEEP IN AGAIN. So I refuse to feel guilt.
2. I never can get as many things done as I plan on. When I started this, I was like, "yeah, I'll be so productive it will hurt!" Yeah, right.
3. I'm really bad at being home alone. Seriously. Mike's gone 8-5 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and 9-after my class on Tuesday and Thursday, and I sit there waiting impatiently for him to get home. I hope this will change when there's a Katie. I figure I just don't like being alone. And Katie will count as a person. So when she's here, I won't be alone.
4. As an appendage to the last one, I'm really bad at letting Mike do his homework when he gets home, because I spent all day missing him. I guess I could do homework, since technically I have some, but I don't. I just do my best to distract Mike away from biochemistry so that he'll pay attention to me.

There are other things I've learned, which don't merit a number of their own. For example: it's really easy to not shower until three in the afternoon, it's much more fun to people watch during the day, it's much easier to sit in Katie's room and stare eagerly at the crib than it is to do anything productive, and it's super super super easy to not do anything but sit on the couch and sleep on and off.

Do you think I'll learn how to function again when I'm a mommy and not an extremely pregnant woman?